I rubbed the lamp and out it shot,
Into the night and lit the dark;
The genie raised its head to me,
And clicked its fingers with a spark.
‘I offer just a single wish’,
He spoke, and so I made a plan;
And seconds later I had said,
‘I only want to be batman!’
‘Tis done,’ he said with swift reply,
And snapped his fingers round my head…
And it was freaking awesome ‘til,
I found out that my folks were dead.